I think it was Burger King that tried to compete with McDonalds' quarter pounder by having a third pounder. But it didn't work because people thought that a quarter pounder was bigger because four is bigger than three. Stupid is as stupid does.
My mother taught high school math in NYC, and for most of her career she taught the honors classes. In her last few years the demographics of the school changed, so she had to teach a remedial class to get an honors class. The remedial kids (high school) would add a/b + c/d = (a + c) / (b + c). She was frustrated because they were too stupid to add fractions. So, I suggested that she give them problems so that a/b + c/d does indeed = (a + c) / (b + c). She gonged that idea, but she could have has a class that aced the fractions exam.
#10 Been there, done that. Then I learned what the the sprayer in the kitchen sink was for, and it was close to the garage where the trash cans were. Jpaul
#4: I remember being at this place. Long time ago when I still drank so details are hazy, but they had this giant rottie, little more than a pup and weighed 120 or so. Most people there were afraid of him, and I spent most of my time playing with the dog. It was a win-win. Would have kept him if I could have.
#16: Every time I look at her I see Michael Jackson.
#20 I guess that's better then a used condom....
ReplyDeleteBOTH and an unused lotto ticket for the trifecta
Delete#17-Married 32 years. You'd think i'd learn to take notes by now but somehow she puts up with me :) Scarecrow
ReplyDeleteAlso married 32 years and I haven't figured it out either!
Deletealso married 30+ years. Give answers until she agrees. And say that is a good idea.
Delete40 years yesterday, still ain't figured it out
DeletePfffft. Married 40 years - but not to the same one. Not tolerant of the crap the first one pulled so much better arrangement.
DeleteGot married in the 1990's so I have been happily married for 5 years.
Delete#18 is just one indicator of how long the decline in intelligence has been going on in this country.
ReplyDeleteI think it was Burger King that tried to compete with McDonalds' quarter pounder by having a third pounder. But it didn't work because people thought that a quarter pounder was bigger because four is bigger than three. Stupid is as stupid does.
DeleteMy mother taught high school math in NYC, and for most of her career she taught the honors classes. In her last few years the demographics of the school changed, so she had to teach a remedial class to get an honors class. The remedial kids (high school) would add a/b + c/d = (a + c) / (b + c). She was frustrated because they were too stupid to add fractions. So, I suggested that she give them problems so that a/b + c/d does indeed = (a + c) / (b + c). She gonged that idea, but she could have has a class that aced the fractions exam.
DeleteIt was A&W that tried the 1/3 lb burger.
Delete#15 When we were teens hosting a party in our parent's house...
ReplyDeleteOh my these leaves one speachless
ReplyDelete18) Shows you how so many think that if you're vaccinated you can get sick from unvaccinated people.
ReplyDelete#3 is true except for electronic components
ReplyDeleteDogs at parties are cool.....
ReplyDelete#10 Been there, done that. Then I learned what the the sprayer in the kitchen sink was for, and it was close to the garage where the trash cans were.
ReplyDeleteJpaul
#4: I remember being at this place. Long time ago when I still drank so details are hazy, but they had this giant rottie, little more than a pup and weighed 120 or so. Most people there were afraid of him, and I spent most of my time playing with the dog. It was a win-win. Would have kept him if I could have.
ReplyDelete#16: Every time I look at her I see Michael Jackson.