#2 reminds me of our Senior Class Picnic, me, tossing a baseball around, and one of those steel park BBQ grills that are secured by a 2" pipe concreted into the ground.
50 to 1 another single mom trying like hell to look hot again. and those heels ? yeah, right. wonder how long it took her to get those tight ass jeans on ?
Starker here, It appears to be a Mourning Dove. They aren't as smart as pigeons. I had to pull two with broken necks out of my pickup's grill one time. In 1983 a 1970 F-100 with rattles & rotted muffler couldn't sneak up on anything else.
#10-That critter looks like it was launched by a trebuchet! :)
ReplyDeleteOr, it was a bird?
Delete#10 What the Fuck?
ReplyDelete#2 reminds me of our Senior Class Picnic, me, tossing a baseball around, and one of those steel park BBQ grills that are secured by a 2" pipe concreted into the ground.
ReplyDeleteThose fuckers don't give at all.
#2 trying to steal from the white man
ReplyDeleteThe QB leaving the receiver hung out to dry. Literally. What happened to the rope.
ReplyDeleteDude, you should have taken her to a motel and not the driving range.
ReplyDelete50 to 1 another single mom trying like hell to look hot again. and those heels ? yeah, right. wonder how long it took her to get those tight ass jeans on ?
DeleteWho cares how long it took her to get them on? The real question is, how long will it take her to get them off?
DeleteI love the sound of panties hitting the carpet, as long as it's not a dull thud.....
DeleteBoth he and duck forgot to......Duck
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteIt appears to be a Mourning Dove. They aren't as smart as pigeons. I had to pull two with broken necks out of my pickup's grill one time. In 1983 a 1970 F-100 with rattles & rotted muffler couldn't sneak up on anything else.
#8: I'm surprised that didn't wreck a floor tile. My advice would be don't fuck around and just call an exterminator.
ReplyDelete#9: Not sure, but that looked like it might have been life altering. What a stupid thing to do.
#8 When I lived in New Orleans, if I hit the roach 3 times and it survived, I gave them a pardon for the time being.
ReplyDelete#6 The Labadoddle has his head bowed in contrition.....
ReplyDeleteWhile the two borders are pretending they’re not even interested in any of it...
Labadoddle?!?!
ReplyDelete#8 missed cause he is high as f.......
ReplyDeletejust like when they whip out their 9mm and start blazing away!
Delete#9 Wonder how many stitches that took??
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