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Friday, October 13, 2023

Yeah, chill until you get between him and his Gummy Bears

Bears are grossly misrepresented in the media. We like to present bears as big, cuddly creatures. They're not, they're fuckingterrifying. Have you ever watched "Grizzly Man?" That bear played the long game with Timothy Treadwell. It spent years earning his trust, then he ate the fucking guy. What about "The Revenant?" That's the movie where a bear mounts Leonardo DiCaprio and nearly fucked him to death. They are not creatures that you want to mess with. Except for this one. This particular beer seems pretty damn chill. 
-WiscoDave

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