A Florida Woman is facing a felony charge after allegedly shoving a bag of dog poop into the face of an elderly neighbor, cops report.
Kali Robertson, 28, was arrested Sunday morning after a confrontation at the mobile home park where she and the 76-year-old victim live in separate residences.
I had a problem with the neighbor letting their dog shit on my yard. Started out polite, gradually escalated. When flinging it against the side of her house and car with the snow shovel didn't work, I used the exlax-in-snausages trick, planted them well on my side of the property line, and boom. Didn't see that fucker for 2 weeks, then they were tearing out the basement carpet and dragging it to the curb... covered in dogshit diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteFelt kinda bad for the little guy, but that was the end of my dogshit problems. They put him in the backyard to do his business after that.
Maybe Daniel, a consumate coprophile, asked her for a little of her scat to play with, but she mistakenly thought he meant the dog's
ReplyDeleteA lot of unknown. Was the guys dog crapping on her lawn? Was the old guy putting the moves on her or was he just being nice? I do not talk to young women these days unless my wife is present. All of them seem to think they are goddesses and of course if you speak to them you are a dirty old man trying to get in their pants. Never seen such narcissism. As a matter of fact I just don't talk to women in general. When working I never met with a female employee in my office without my female office manager present. Us men understand, our word over a woman's is shit.
ReplyDeleteGotta watch out for them Florida trailer park dog poo slinging bitches ......
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Gotta watch out for the dog poop when shopping at Walmart. Ask me how I know!
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