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Wednesday, October 04, 2023

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

A 30-year-old woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly striking her daughter. With a frozen chicken. 

Cops say the purported poultry crime occurred early yesterday in the St. Petersburg, Florida residence of Mary Marquardt and her child (whose age is not listed in court records).
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5 comments:

  1. Univ of Saigon 68October 4, 2023 at 7:50 AM

    Reminds me of Roald Dahl's short story, "Lamb to the Slaughter."

    https://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.html

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  2. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 8:25 AM

    That’s a foul way to try to solve an argument.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 10:06 AM

      "That’s a" fowl "way to try to solve an argument."

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  3. AnonymousOctober 4, 2023 at 9:17 AM

    So I'm not sure that is really an assault the picture of mom and her receding hairline is kinda weird, anyway carry on
    JD

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  4. BirdchaserOctober 4, 2023 at 9:41 AM

    What happened to the chicken? Those things ain't cheap ya know.

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