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Wednesday, November 01, 2023

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

ESCAMBIA COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida couple is accused of carjacking a man, taking turns cutting his throat and throwing him off a bridge, according to sheriff’s officials.

8 comments:

  1. Two people cut his throat and he survived?

    How inept are they? I mean, I'm no expert at throat-slitting, but I'm pretty sure if I did it you wouldn't complain about it to the police later...

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  2. Took turns cutting his throat and throwing him off a bridge.
    Maybe you could start a daily bad grammar award.
    Daryl

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  3. I saw this on the news,
    what is shocking is the guy lived. After hitting the water he managed to swim to a little beach type area nearby.. Approximately 8hrs or so later he got the attention of a passer-by and that guy called the police... He was rushed to the hospital where he identified his attackers..
    His determination to live is amazing
    JD

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  4. From videos I'm seeing lately babe might have been Britney Spears wielding those blades.

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  5. Is that his real hair or is that cultural appropriation? Or is that a "white african-american"?

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  6. Never go on a date with a girl and her uncle.

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  7. Victim had to be a tough SOB to go out with that gutter slut and the skitzoid uncle.
    Jpaul

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