A Washington man sought to hire a prostitute for himself and his miniature horse, according to police who charged him with animal cruelty and patronizing a prostitute.
At first I was like - "Ewwwww". Then I read it and found out the horse is a mare and he wanted the hooker to go...uhhhm...down? on the horse. Then I was like - "double ewwww!"
If I remember right, Rush talked about bestiality laws in the state of Washington and said sex with horses was completely legal there. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Assuming he could have pulled it off I wonder who would have gotten sloppy seconds
ReplyDeleteThis guy deserves an award, and the hooker was probably a size queen anyways. Killed two birds with one stone. Everyone was happy in the end!
ReplyDeleteAt first I was like - "Ewwwww". Then I read it and found out the horse is a mare and he wanted the hooker to go...uhhhm...down? on the horse. Then I was like - "double ewwww!"
ReplyDeleteSome 1980's 42nd St. shit right there.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember right, Rush talked about bestiality laws in the state of Washington and said sex with horses was completely legal there.
ReplyDeletePlease correct me if I'm wrong.
It used to be. Until this:
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Now it's a class C felony
True, but still the bizarre shit keeps happening. Stupid, should know if he uses a goat nothing will happen.
Delete