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Tuesday, November 14, 2023

And the bear was shitting everywhere

LONGWOOD, Fla. – A bear was caught on a Ring doorbell camera stealing food from the patio of a home in Longwood. 

According to the residents, they had ordered around $45 worth of food from Taco Bell through Uber Eats over the weekend, and a delivery woman left the food on the porch by the front door.

8 comments:

  1. I looked up Longwood, Fla on Google Earth. There's a big state park and wildlife management area right next to it.

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    1. $45 of Taco Bell through Uber eats or Door Dash is what? 3 Tacos?

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  3. I think that's hilarouus. That's what you get when your too damned lazy to go get your own food.

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  4. Taco Bell Tacos. It was the bowel cleanse prep prescribed by Yogi's gastroenterologist for his upcoming colonoscopy.

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  5. A bear of heartburn
    JD

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  6. Hope he made it to the woods.
    Ed

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  7. Does a bear shit in the woods? He does now!!!

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