An "extremely venomous" two-meter-long green mamba snake is on the loose in the Netherlands, police said Tuesday, warning residents to stay indoors and under no circumstances attempt to ensnare the serpent.
Police in the southern Dutch city of Tilburg said they were alerted by the mamba's owner on Monday evening that "he was missing a snake."
OK so a basically 6 foot long extremely poisonous snake is loose in this idiots house.. Throw his dumbass inside and lock up the place, like they said it's cold outside so it's unlikely the snake will go out unless forced to... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes JD
The black mamba is extremely venomous and extremely aggressive. The green mamba is a pussy that climbs trees to chow nesting birds. Also it is back-fanged and would find it difficult to bite a human.
Why in the fuck.....
ReplyDeleteWait till it bites someone. Then they will find it.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of person keeps a mamba? Not just any snake but a frigging mamba. Then he 'loses' the snake.
ReplyDeleteWe had a black mamba in HS Science Club. 1975. In school.
DeleteOK so a basically 6 foot long extremely poisonous snake is loose in this idiots house.. Throw his dumbass inside and lock up the place, like they said it's cold outside so it's unlikely the snake will go out unless forced to...
ReplyDeletePlay stupid games, win stupid prizes
JD
Never mind about a mamba; what about the mooslimbs?
ReplyDelete"Don't attempt to snare it..."
ReplyDeleteThat's why you grab a hoe, a shovel or a 2x4.
Give it a couple months. It will be a snakesickle.
ReplyDeleteGrab the anti-Mamba 12 gauge....
ReplyDeleteThe black mamba is extremely venomous and extremely aggressive. The green mamba is a pussy that climbs trees to chow nesting birds. Also it is back-fanged and would find it difficult to bite a human.
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