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Thursday, November 09, 2023

Cash for your splash

Women around the United States are now turning to unconventional strategies to become pregnant as aspiring mothers search for sperm donations from men who have refused to take a Covid-19 inoculation. The women are searching for this sperm on Facebook.
-WiscoDave

17 comments:

  1. Donations for GAY couples and single mommy wannabes, are you crazy?

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    1. Yeah, fuck that. They need psychiatric help (or euthanasia) far more than a fucking baby to pervert.

      Ed

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  2. I'm gonna hold out for green stamps. No, double green stamps.

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  3. I'm Pureblood but at my age only good for about one delivery per day. Scratch-offs or coffee work as payment. No give backs.

    DenTex

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  4. I need to see her pic first.

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    1. Yup. Then only straight from tap.

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  5. And about one year later you are going to be sued for child support. I dont care how could the paperwork is to deny it at the beginning.

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    1. This. I heard a story about some Lesbo couple that both wanted to be pregnant. So they hired some guy, signed contracts making sure he's free and clear of any liability.

      Some judge overturned it before the kids where even a year old, guy's still paying child support.

      John G

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    2. Because the "parents" cannot contract away the child's rights to support. There is no family court in the world that would allow those contracts. So what you do is force them to take out an insurance policy or post a bond with the donor as beneficiary to cover child support costs. In essence, make the "parents" give you the value of any future child support payments ... indemnify the donor. That might work. But it would be prohibitively expensive ... because having to pay the child support is a sure thing.

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  6. Bardelys the MagnificentNovember 9, 2023 at 12:13 PM

    Nope. We're doing this the old-fashioned way or not at all

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    1. By old-fashioned, you mean shit-faced drunk, in the back of a pick-up truck, parked in a field during a high school keg party with your friends hooting and hollering in the background? Or was that just me?

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    2. Don
      I like the way you think 🤔
      JD

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  7. Fuck'em.
    Or, rather, don't.
    CC

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  8. 1:42 PM is correct that parents can not contract away a childs' right to support.
    So far, medical intervention in artificial insemination breaks the chain of responsibility, possibly based on commercial law, in the "sale" of the sperm as a product.
    I wouldn't put it past a Prog court to assess support against a sperm donor on grounds of "fairness" or some other fiction.
    John in Indy

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  9. Shit, if the wrong people found out could I potentially be on the hook for millions in back support for all the jerking off I've done, for like abandonment, or something?
    Neck

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  10. Rich people are also looking for unvaccinated pilots to fly their private jets.
    Can't think why.

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