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Monday, November 06, 2023

‘Experts’ Claim Not Reading Mainstream Media Can Cause Heart Attacks

Not reading mainstream media and opting for alternative sources can cause heart attacks, according to new research reported by the mainstream media.

Yes, really.

According to a pilot study led by Manchester Metropolitan University, those who do not read legacy mainstream media and opt for alternative sources of information demonstrate unhealthy symptoms of physical and mental stress, which can lead to heart attacks.
-Steve