OMAHA, Neb. — A man convicted of fatally shooting a bald eagle in northeastern Nebraska with the intention of eating the large bird was sentenced to time served on Wednesday.
A Yankee was duck hunting in Louisiana. Wasn't a duck in sight. His Cajun guide suddenly jumped up and shot an egret. The Yank thought his guide was just bored until he walked out, picked up the egret, and started cleaning it.
"You really going to eat that?" asked the Yank. "Of course. Why do you ask?" responded the Cajun. "Well, I didn't know egret was edible. What's it taste like?" "'Bout like owl."
Tastes like spotted owl
ReplyDeleteNo, more like California condor.
DeleteI heard Tums offered him an endorsement deal.
ReplyDelete- WDS
One of the millions of hungry Central Americans walking into our country daily , get used to it .
ReplyDeleteI'd be fine with staking the crimmigrant out and letting some eagles *carry on* with him.
ReplyDeleteA Yankee was duck hunting in Louisiana. Wasn't a duck in sight. His Cajun guide suddenly jumped up and shot an egret. The Yank thought his guide was just bored until he walked out, picked up the egret, and started cleaning it.
ReplyDelete"You really going to eat that?" asked the Yank.
"Of course. Why do you ask?" responded the Cajun.
"Well, I didn't know egret was edible. What's it taste like?"
"'Bout like owl."