#14 I took a gal out back in high school that was in a wheelchair, after dinner and a movie she said she wanted to have sex. I asked how that was possible and she told me about a certain limb in a tree at the local park she could grab onto and I could push her chair out from under her, lay down, and "She would take it from there." It was great, no effort on my part at all. After we were finished I helped her get her clothing fixed up and took her home. When I wheeled her up on the porch the front door flew open and her father demanded she go inside. After she got in and shut the door he grabbed me by the shirt collar and said "Did you have sex with my daughter?" Figuring I was getting my ass handed to me either way I squared up and said "Yes sir, I did." He let go of me, reached into his pants and pulled out a $10 bill and stuffed it into my shirt pocket. Dumbfounded I asked "What is that for sir?" "Gas money he said, all the other pricks she has been dating leave her hanging in that tree!"
#10. My kid's step mom is younger than my oldest.
ReplyDelete#14. It would be believable if they were darker.
I wouldn't let step mom and eldest son go camping together alone, Jeremy.
DeleteCool. You eldest son has it covered if he knocks her up.
Delete#14--it would help if any of them were hot.
DeleteAlso, step mom is named Alexis Fawx. Too late.
--Tennessee Budd
7) Grew up in San Antonio. I warn everybody that goes anywhere near the place. I actually really like the Latinas but they are nothing if not fertile.
ReplyDelete#7 - the Octomom. Not hispanic, but whatevs, I guess.
ReplyDelete#14:
ReplyDeleteNot trying to be cynical, but if those women actually need and use the wheelchairs to get around, how come their arms aren't RIPPED?
Always some guy willing to push her around.
Delete#14 I took a gal out back in high school that was in a wheelchair, after dinner and a movie she said she wanted to have sex. I asked how that was possible and she told me about a certain limb in a tree at the local park she could grab onto and I could push her chair out from under her, lay down, and "She would take it from there."
ReplyDeleteIt was great, no effort on my part at all. After we were finished I helped her get her clothing fixed up and took her home. When I wheeled her up on the porch the front door flew open and her father demanded she go inside.
After she got in and shut the door he grabbed me by the shirt collar and said "Did you have sex with my daughter?" Figuring I was getting my ass handed to me either way I squared up and said "Yes sir, I did."
He let go of me, reached into his pants and pulled out a $10 bill and stuffed it into my shirt pocket.
Dumbfounded I asked "What is that for sir?"
"Gas money he said, all the other pricks she has been dating leave her hanging in that tree!"
Neck