You can ask my wife for some pointers. Big parking lot down here used large rocks (you know, 5 or 6 ft wide, 3 to 4 ft tall) as landscaping in the parking lot. She parked her minivan on one. All four tires off the ground. Took 2 wreckers to maneuver her off. Blames me even though I was at work, not even there at the time. Not sure how that logic works, but there it is.
6) I prescribe about 2 gallons of white vinegar and I mean immediately because that poor kid is about to suffer some serious concrete burns. Yikes. I'm on fire just looking at it.
1) The way that wave to the left broke made me think it was a polar bear that was stained on the front at first. That would be a really bad start to a Monday. 3) Alcohol abuse. It was a mass slaughter.
I wanna try to stand a car on posts like that.
ReplyDelete(Not ^my^ car, but still).
You can ask my wife for some pointers. Big parking lot down here used large rocks (you know, 5 or 6 ft wide, 3 to 4 ft tall) as landscaping in the parking lot. She parked her minivan on one. All four tires off the ground. Took 2 wreckers to maneuver her off. Blames me even though I was at work, not even there at the time. Not sure how that logic works, but there it is.
DeleteSheesh Don: don't you know that it's ALWAYS the husband's fault? Take your punishment like a man.
DeleteDon't bring a hammer to a gun fight.
ReplyDeletePaul Pelosi would agree
DeleteWhat is going on in #2? And what is that in the background? Asgard?
ReplyDeleteLook at the luggage lying on the ground.
DeleteSomeone’s 2 bags got left on the tarmac.
DeleteTMF Bert
#2 There are 2 pieces of luggage sitting in the middle of the tarmac. Someone ain't gonna be able to change their drawers in arrival.
DeleteLuggage
DeleteGuy in #4 has a spare pair for you.
DeleteAll very good Monday scenes.
ReplyDeleteBut #2 has me stumped; those look like ordinary air-stairs but I might be missing something.
Maybe the luggage on the ground that missed the flight?
DeleteDiversity baggage handlers, you know “teens” n shit, they dropped a little something.
DeleteTMF Bert
Starker here,
DeleteThere are luggage bags on the ground, that were probably supposed to be somewhere else.
Monday for me as well.
DeleteDerp derp derp
Thanks all y'all.
6) I prescribe about 2 gallons of white vinegar and I mean immediately because that poor kid is about to suffer some serious concrete burns. Yikes. I'm on fire just looking at it.
ReplyDelete#5 Happens all the time back in the kitchen. Pick them up, cook them, serve them.
ReplyDeleteFloor bird. Rinse em off.😅
DeleteI guess she will be more cautious with that long hair around a currency counter in the future.
ReplyDelete1) The way that wave to the left broke made me think it was a polar bear that was stained on the front at first. That would be a really bad start to a Monday.
ReplyDelete3) Alcohol abuse. It was a mass slaughter.
#4, Never know when you might need a fresh pair.
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