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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Sorry, I'm not big on dark chocolate


 

20 comments:

  1. F. U. C. K.
    T. H. A. T.

    Sedition

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  2. And it smelt like shit!

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    1. I can't say personally, but I've heard it smells like a Harlem whorehouse on a hot August day.

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  3. Where on earth did you find this??🤮

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    1. If you *really* want to know, seller's product webpage for that seems to be over at https://taigachocolate.com/products/dark-chocolate-with-smelt-fish

      Smelt is a weird kind of fish. Smells of cucumbers and all that.

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    2. I'm not sure cucumbers are an improvement.

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  4. I'd try it. The fish have to be salt cured and dried for it to be shelf-stable. Bitter sweet chocolate with salty-scrunchy filling? Wouldn't kill me...might be good.

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  5. I like higher percentage cocoa chocolate but some candy makers, in an effort to (I guess) stand out, seem to be having a contest to see who can stick the weirdest shit into it. I've had salted, that was not bad, bacon, pretty great, potato chips, eh. But this? Nope.

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  6. Dark Chocolate makes everything taste better.
    Except for bait fish.

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  7. Oh it's Finnish fish. That is a whole different story.

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  8. I have no idea of how many levels of “wrong” that just is

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  9. Was gonna say, "we all need to be patient until Bogsidebunny gives his opinion". But, then, I saw his comment above. Thank you Bog, I knew we could count on you.

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  10. Can I just have dark chocolate that tastes like dark chocolate and fish that tastes like fish and not mix the two? Is that so hard??

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    1. I mean Reese's Cups was a happy accident; not all combinations are so lucky.

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  11. Dark chocolate and bourbon.
    Yes!!!
    Dark chocolate, bourbon and minnows....
    I'm gonna need a lot more bourbon!!!

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  12. Has to be an EU "thing". Those dipshits will eat almost anything, especially if it smells bad or is vomit inducing.

    Nemo

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  13. I wonder if the smelt are from Sacramento.

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  14. We need to know who thought this was a good idea. They need to be punished.

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  15. Jeez, I don't even like chocolate with raisins in it.
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