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Thursday, November 30, 2023

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  1. #1- I thought it was bad that I hit around 6 or 7 deer in the 15 years that I drove 40 miles each way to work. At least they didn't try to squash my car.

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    1. I hit a deer once about a mile south of the Elkhorn Creek exit off I70. Wheb it was repaired the guy at the body shop handed me back my "deer whistle" with fresh double sided tape.

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    2. Too bad you encountered a deaf deer. It couldn't hear the others yelling. "You hear that whistle? Get off the road now!"

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  2. I wanted to see the fool in #2 get mashed by the light assembly

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  3. #1 When a bull african elephant goes into musth it is a rough equivalent of the rut. Best thing to do is stay far far away from them cause they get crazy. There is a reason your rarely if ever see a bull african elephant in captivity. It is way too dangerous. I was watching one of those old tarzan movies from the 30's and they hilariously use indian elephants with fake ears.

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  4. #6. Not a swallower is she.

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  5. #1 Here I am worried about moose on the road
    #3 My uncle had a splitting screw like driven by his tractor's PTO, much easier than swinging a big maul
    #8 Wow, judging by the coats the ship is rolling close to 45degrees each way
    #9 Practicing for her audition?
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  6. #5 For a fuckin ball? Maybe I could see a young teen doing that but a supposed adult? Plus did he go after it because his favorite man hit it? Something wrong there.

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  7. #3, I have one kind of like that, but instead of putting the log vertically, it goes horizontally, and if you try to split something too small, it becomes a propelle. But seeing that follower on the table is a huge AHA! Time to dig out the welder and make it a whole lot safer.

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    1. Is that commercially available? Seems it would be a lot cheaper than a 1500-2500 dollar hydraulic.

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  8. #1- Africa wins again, as Bayou and Lawdog would say.

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  9. No 8 - did that pretty much on the Aircraft Carrier I was on when we transited from FL to the Med.

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    1. Was it the U.S.S Saratoga? We would hang shit from the over-head with a string, while the ship listed one way, we would lean the opposite. It was amazing how fast the those new on board would blow chunks.

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    2. Been there, done that. Marine Biologists have more fun than you can imagine. Sarc.
      Thank the lord I'm not prone to sea sickness.

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  10. # 8 Been there done that. US Coast Guard.

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  11. #7 Back to the kitchen, biotch!

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  12. I love the girls eating Oysters....................................

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    1. I think you said that incorrectly. Let me try.
      "I love eating the girls oysters" better??

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  13. #3 only works if you have straight grained, softer wood. Throw some hard knotty wood in there and you'd have a mess on your hands. Or, try some hard, stringy Elm. You'd be fucked.
    #8 - The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald...

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  14. #7 Saw that happen to a guy with my club in Germany. First jump they told us "If you get on, you WILL jump!"

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    1. Saw this on my first jump in Airborne School back in ‘92. The female 2LT standing in the door froze and received a boot in the posterior from S’arnt Airborne. She didn’t have any trouble on any of the subsequent jumps, to her credit.

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  15. Lets see that wood splitter with an elm log.....I could split that log with my small axe...

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  16. 7.Once you're in the door you're going out the door.
    9. Porn whore shoes are made to fuck in, not walk in.

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  17. #4 I believe is from Alberta, Canada. Old pic, but the locals are pissed at the oil companies. Drilling is allowing methane (can be explosive) and H2S (nasty, toxic/fatal in quantity) into the water table, with shown results.

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  18. I've got a 3lb hatchet that would split the same wood faster. Best hatchet I ever had, should have done that sooner. Got it at the amish store. I sit on a milk crate and split against the concrete floor.

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  19. #10 Might be a tad stupid but I could put up with if for that package.

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