Monday, November 13, 2023
"We were wondering what that smell was"
DENVER (AP) - The owner of a Colorado funeral home and his wife were arrested Wednesday in Oklahoma on charges linked to the discovery of 190 sets of decaying remains at one of their facilities, including some that apparently had been languishing there for four years.
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But isn't that what funerals are all about: Back To Nature?
ReplyDeleteI've told my wife, my preferred exit strategy is to be mulched in the woods or just put out on the corner in a bag. If I'm not in this lump of flesh anymore, then don't blow money on disposing, I ain't gonna care... Buy some flowers and move on.
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Oh, how the smell of it clings; these foolish things remind me of you . . .
ReplyDeleteHow romantic. To a necrophiliac.
Delete"...190 sets of decaying remains at one of their facilities, including some that apparently had been languishing there for four years..." How does a dead body "languish"?
ReplyDeleteHow does a dead body "languish"?
DeleteDead bodies generally don't do much else.
The funeral folks were using the decaying bodies to be used as weed filler. They figure if the San Francisco zombies want to consume humans they can do it with each toke.
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