#13 Knew two girls whose mother had them vaccintated on the hip so's not to have that big scar on their arm. The girls were playing with a car cigarette lighter when they were five or six and took turns branding each others face. Both beautiful girls and they had just faint circles of the scar.
#2: Britney's music is High Explosive warefare to the pirates, but if that failsthe Limey navy needs upgrade to the Nuclear option and switch to Taylor Swift.
#6: I can commiserate with the lady. I spend time apologizing to my pet cobra after I step on it right after I get a shot of anti-venom
#5. Years ago I was part of an employee project that set up a cleaning schedule for several pieces of equipment. Three shifts, five days a week, fifteen items. Management's plan was that each operator would do one item per shift. When we got done I called it the night shift cleaning schedule. The manager in charge got pissed at me. Three weeks later I collected the sheets and brought them to the next meeting. Yup, not a single initial from any of the first or second shift operators. I think my blue sliver wouldn't be big enough to be visible against the red. Hell, the red might not be visible on most projects.
#13 Knew two girls whose mother had them vaccintated on the hip so's not to have that big scar on their arm. The girls were playing with a car cigarette lighter when they were five or six and took turns branding each others face. Both beautiful girls and they had just faint circles of the scar.
ReplyDelete8 year old me couldn't believe that bit of metal could light a cigarette so I had to learn by burning the ever living F out of my thumb...
DeleteI’ve still got the scar on my thumb. I must’ve been 4 or so, but remember it like it was yesterday.
DeleteGuilty; I wore the rings on the end of my thumb; the lighter wore my thumbprint.
DeleteGlad i wasn't the only dumb kid, we missed church that day because i put my thumb on it.
DeleteI lit a $hit pot full of ciggies with my cars' lighters!!!
Delete#2: Britney's music is High Explosive warefare to the pirates, but if that failsthe Limey navy needs upgrade to the Nuclear option and switch to Taylor Swift.
ReplyDelete#6: I can commiserate with the lady. I spend time apologizing to my pet cobra after I step on it right after I get a shot of anti-venom
#5. Years ago I was part of an employee project that set up a cleaning schedule for several pieces of equipment. Three shifts, five days a week, fifteen items. Management's plan was that each operator would do one item per shift.
ReplyDeleteWhen we got done I called it the night shift cleaning schedule. The manager in charge got pissed at me.
Three weeks later I collected the sheets and brought them to the next meeting. Yup, not a single initial from any of the first or second shift operators.
I think my blue sliver wouldn't be big enough to be visible against the red. Hell, the red might not be visible on most projects.
#20: The Taylor Witch Project.
ReplyDelete#12 - ...and got charged for an extra bag...
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