No. According to my friend, who's a plumber, it's 'when you're that fat'. He said all reeeally fat people have tongs in their bathroom because they can't reach their ass.
My aunt always kept a butter knife in the bathroom. It was because my uncle's turds were too big to flush properly; and she used to go behind him and cut them up!
No. According to my friend, who's a plumber, it's 'when you're that fat'. He said all reeeally fat people have tongs in their bathroom because they can't reach their ass.
ReplyDeleteReally? I figured they had kids who kept tossing things in the toilet...
DeleteI've heard that's what happens at Walmrt.
DeleteSigns that a Jap gang has taken over the shithouse.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the speculum?
ReplyDeleteSome do floaters, this guy is subject to sinkers.
ReplyDeleteThat's for someone to rescue our country as we circle the toilet.
ReplyDeleteTrouble is, the uniparty is preventing its use.
Dropped his false teeth again, did he???
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's to keep the lid up.
ReplyDeleteoh great someone restarted the Tong Wars, it’s all going to $h1t, again
ReplyDeleteMy aunt always kept a butter knife in the bathroom. It was because my uncle's turds were too big to flush properly; and she used to go behind him and cut them up!
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