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Tuesday, November 07, 2023

Yeah, okay, if you say so

Accused of pleasuring himself while walking around a Target store, an Iowa man told cops that he was “not masturbating his actual penis,” but rather “a dildo he had in his shorts.”

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  1. He walks through the jungle with his dick in his hand. He's a mean motherfucker he's a jungle man. Yeah he needs to be out on our streets. Soon he will rape a child then they will give him a 10,000 dollar bond, make him wear an ankle braclet and tell him to stay away from children.

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  2. Maybe he was just trying it out before buying it.

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  3. He got off this time too!

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