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Friday, November 03, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

DESOTO COUNTY, Fla. - Deputies are on high alert as they try to apprehend an elusive "Booty Patrol" that's causing a stir on the streets of Florida. 

The DeSoto County Sheriff's Office is seeking the public's help in identifying the driver of a white Chevrolet Silverado impersonating law enforcement. The truck, bearing license plate H05F41, is equipped with red and blue lights and has the words "BOOTY PATROL" plastered on the side.

UPDATE: The elusive "Booty Patrol" is on the run no more. 

After warning the public about a driver impersonating law enforcement under the "Booty Patrol" moniker, the driver and vehicle have both been located by the DeSoto County Sheriff's Office. 

6 comments:

  1. Trying to eliminate the competition....

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  2. Could be a member of the Iranian Morality Police

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  3. I get that he probably went over a line with the lights. Otherwise, what law has he broken?

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  4. Border patrol markings and similar decal layout. Saw it in Bradenton last Sunday. One day he'll pull over the wrong illegals and get a rude awakening.

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    1. One day he'll pull over the wrong citizen and be put to sleep.

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  5. When I hear booty patrol a guy pretending to be a cop is not what I think of..
    JD

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