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Thursday, November 02, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

A man was arrested after he allegedly "bashed" a woman's head into a tree stump because she woke him up on her way to the bathroom, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

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  1. Who has tree stumps in their house?

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    1. Maybe if you'd actually read the article, you'd have your answer.

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    2. I still cannot understand how the man was able to bash the women's head with a tree stump while camping in a tent in a forest with trees and tree stumps everywhere. I mean, where did he get the tree stump from? I just don't understand.

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    3. Remember, we're dealing with MSM journalists here. Whoever wrote the article probably doesn't know the difference between firewood and a stump.

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  2. I think I've seen him panhandling with a scag beside him. Bums are on about every street corner down in Ocala and Gainesville too. All I see is a waste of taxpayers money.

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  3. Just like the first rule of camping is not to go with someone who would throw you against a log, the first rule of commenting is to read what you are commenting on

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  4. In his defense, he looks like he needs all the beauty sleep he can get.

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  5. He was introducing her to his morning wood.

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  6. Starker here,
    Wirecutter you missed a "More Florida" story....Florida man 'tried to circumcise' 2-year-old cousin while babysitting, police say
    Same source.

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    1. I left the house this morning at 6, and just saw and saved the story about a half hour ago. I'll post it early next week because I just got finished scheduling tomorrow's posts.
      Thanks.

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