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Thursday, December 14, 2023

100 priors? She's not very good at that, is she?

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) – A suspected serial shoplifter is back behind bars, adding to the more than 100 criminal charges already in her criminal history.

Tawonda Parrish, 34, is accused of multiple thefts from The Mall at Green Hills this year alone. Court records, however, show Parrish’s criminal charges in Metro date back to shortly after she turned 18 in 2007. The repeat offenses after that go on and on, with some turning violent.

12 comments:

  1. Gotta give her credit - she's not a quitter.

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  2. Towanda is a "challenged" individual. However, her opposable thumbs that evolved from her ancestors picking cotton in dem old cotton fields on dem plantations have allowed her to successfully grasp the fruit from dem white folk's vines

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  3. Tawonda. Sounds like an Amish names.

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    1. After reading the perps name, all questions were answered.

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    2. ...and neither the main article at the link nor the other linked articles have a picture of her. Not that I have to guess why.

      Nemo

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    3. here ya go, Nemo:
      https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-accused-in-20000-of-green-hills-mall-thefts-captured-after-leaving-phone-at-scene/ar-AA1l2lSi

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  4. I am all for second chances, "People make mistakes", "youthful indiscretions" and all that. But after the 3rd time, it seems a public hanging is in order.

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  5. Tawonda? How do these people come up with these names?
    Is a wild-ass name like that required for participation in the "Guess the Race" games?

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  6. Postscriptum: Go check out the rest of this sticky-fingered crowd: https://fox17.com/news/local/police-issue-warrants-for-seven-people-believe-to-be-involved-in-green-hills-mall-theft
    Kelonzia? Donzel? Tamasia?
    What were their parents thinking?

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  7. Tawonda Parrish? Never shoulda let those Irish into the country.

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  8. After 100 priors, why is she still on the street? Oh, wait, never mind.

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