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Thursday, December 21, 2023

Florida Man never fails to disappoint

A man wearing a dress and carrying a dildo allegedly tried to burglarize the Florida residence of a 69-year-old woman, according to police who also charged the suspect with stalking.

4 comments:

  1. As I figured.
    WtaF? psychotic Children.

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  2. Why don't criminals think ahead? Instead of a dress, try some nondescript generic clothes, so you're harder to identify. We have to spell out everything for some people.

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    1. It sounds like he wanted the woman to remember him. Don't count on the insane always being irrational - quite often they're following a thoroughly logical path to an utterly crazy goal.

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  3. Roser Park, where this guy was arrested, is about six blocks from my son’s school. WTF.

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