Men are being warned against engaging in energetic Christmas romps, as chances of suffering a painful penile fracture dramatically rise during the holiday week.
In just the last 15 minutes I had read elsewhere that myocarditis dramitically increases at Christmas time. Too, aneurysms spike during the holidays. Now this.
Is this another front on the war against Christmas? Or an existential danger to our democracy.
If it ain't "erectile dysfunction" it's "penile fracture". Seems the world is just too damned dangerous for sensitive male members to be let off the leash.
What in the Wide Wide World is going on?
ReplyDeleteIn just the last 15 minutes I had read elsewhere that myocarditis dramitically increases at Christmas time. Too, aneurysms spike during the holidays. Now this.
Is this another front on the war against Christmas? Or an existential danger to our democracy.
It's the Vax man. Myocarditis, aneurysms, broken dicks.
DeleteJust another attempt by the biden administration to take over your lives. It will be called the limp dick dept. aka sloppy joes...
ReplyDeleteA penile fracture? I hate when that happens.
ReplyDeleteIf it ain't "erectile dysfunction" it's "penile fracture". Seems the world is just too damned dangerous for sensitive male members to be let off the leash.
ReplyDeleteAvoid reverse cowgirl. Apparently that's the culprit.
ReplyDeleteHell, I'm married, I don't have to worry about those kinds of injuries anymore!
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