A crime has allegedly been committed in Los Angeles County and the victim is an iconic American meat snack.
Slim Jim, the long thin tube of meat that comes wrapped in plastic and is sold in convenience stores across the country, says someone has stolen its custom sports car known as “Fast Meat.”
I don't know what I was expecting from the car, but it wasn't what was in the pictures. A custom Nissan Z with a Slim Jim wrap and "slim jim holders"... It's actually neat, and I've no idea how the thief managed to hide it.
It's like stealing the Mona Lisa. You can't take it out in public, so you just enjoy it, in the privacy of your secret meat car lair. Next to the "missing" Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Slim Jim car named: "Fast Meat". Does that mean it goes from mouth to asshole in a heartbeat?
ReplyDeleteSaw the Mr Peanut Car headed south toward Columbia on I-26 in Spartanburg last Tuesday. Didn't know one existed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I was expecting from the car, but it wasn't what was in the pictures. A custom Nissan Z with a Slim Jim wrap and "slim jim holders"... It's actually neat, and I've no idea how the thief managed to hide it.
ReplyDeleteHe unwrapped it?
DeleteTillamook meat sticks are FAR superior to Slim Jims.
ReplyDeleteMy meat stick trumps 'em all.
DeleteIt's like stealing the Mona Lisa. You can't take it out in public, so you just enjoy it, in the privacy of your secret meat car lair. Next to the "missing" Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
ReplyDeleteAnyone check Jay Leno's garage lately?
Huh huh huh hu... meat.
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