This reminds of a story David Niven once told on Johnny Carson about his dick freezing when he was skiing and thawing it out by soaking it in a glass of whiskey.
He wasn't the only contestant to have this problem at this event.
What's the difference between a Swede and a Finn? The Swede complains the first time his penis freezes. For the Finn, it was the second time, but he only talked about it when he was asked, grudgingly admitting that "it was bad".
But the question remains... did he find it hard waking up the next morning?
ReplyDeleteElmo, there are reports he had to get outta bed to roll over.
Deletethis goes a good bit beyond the old song "ice-cycle toes"!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds of a story David Niven once told on Johnny Carson about his dick freezing when he was skiing and thawing it out by soaking it in a glass of whiskey.
ReplyDeleteOK, now I know why my parents made me go to bed before Johnny came on.
DeleteIce dicles.
ReplyDeleteHe always has a future as a womens skiier.
ReplyDeleteI've never had any dreams that were quite that important.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't the only contestant to have this problem at this event.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a Swede and a Finn? The Swede complains the first time his penis freezes. For the Finn, it was the second time, but he only talked about it when he was asked, grudgingly admitting that "it was bad".