An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet who is prohibited from carrying a handgun had a Smith & Wesson pistol stashed in his rectum when he was booked into jail early this morning, according to an Indiana police report.
Smoking gun had a similar story years ago, except the weapon was a full size .38 special. Think of a cops duty weapon from the 20s. How dude got into his prison wallet boggles the mind. Barrel first? Butt first? No pun intended.
Concealed carry.
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Bah. Amateur. I recall a story from a while back (easily found with a google search) about a guy who smuggled in a 6" revolver that way.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeletePuckered up for when it goes off!
ReplyDeleteHope it wasn't a semi auto. One short fart would empty the magazine.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I heard from a former federal inmate it's entirely possible. The rest of the story still sends chills up my spine.
ReplyDeleteSmoking gun had a similar story years ago, except the weapon was a full size .38 special. Think of a cops duty weapon from the 20s. How dude got into his prison wallet boggles the mind. Barrel first? Butt first? No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteWhole new meaning to "tail gunner."
ReplyDeleteI bet he was a stinky shot.
ReplyDeleteA modal K shoved up his ass? He has a hugely reamed out bung hole.
ReplyDeleteWell, the story does say that he was an ex-con, so-o-o-o...
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