The lawsuit filed Monday by Allison Cozzi of Greenwich, Connecticut, alleges that she bought a salad at a Chopt location in Mount Kisco, New York, on April 7, 2023, and realized while eating it that "she was chewing on a portion of a human finger that had been mixed in to, and made a part of, the salad."
Finger Protein and the nail roughage. Heck the babe should have paid extra.
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ReplyDeleteTo quote comedian Larry Miller on the story of a customer finding a finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili -
"What do you expect for 99 cents . . . trout?"
Years ago, we finished a project in Des Moines and our boss took us out for a nice dinner at a fancy steak house. I wasn't really hungry, so I just ordered a spinach salad.
ReplyDeleteI got about a third of the way through it and discovered a dirty and used band-aid under a leaf of spinach.
I kinda lost my appetite after that.
And the day before she found a used Band Aid in her salad. “Well, the Band Aid was holding the piece of finger on…….”
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