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Monday, December 04, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A Florida woman has found herself behind bars after allegedly using counterfeit bills at Walmart and then trying to eat the fake money when being detained by police, according to the Miami-Dade Police Department.

7 comments:

  1. Of course she's black. A few years ago I checked out at WM self-checkout. Since I try and do all my errands the same day I grabbed the dollar bill change at a glance and was on to my next stop. I suspected something didn't look right but put it out of my mind. At the next stop they caught it, a counterfeit 10 dollar bill. Cops were called. After a few questions I was on my way less ten dollars. On another occasion I racked up my groceries grabbed the receipt and was on my way. It wasn't until later I figured that cost more than it should and looked at my receipt. Somebody ran a few items through before me and left without paying. I despise thieves. -sammy

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  2. The mug screams George Floyd's sista.

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  3. She'll get off if she uses the defense that all US currency is fake.

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    1. Good point. She'd be correct.

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  4. Opens lonk.
    Looks at photo.
    Yep.
    Closes link.
    Moves on.

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  5. One of Obama's Perpetual Crime Machine relatives. Noted....

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  6. “Zipporah Abraham”…..looks more like a La-a to me.

    Ed357

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