A 37-year-old Christian teacher in Missouri has been arrested after she allegedly tried to kill her husband by poisoning his smoothies every day for nearly two months. Sarah E.B. Scheffer was taken into custody on Wednesday and charged with one count of first-degree attempted murder and one count of armed criminal action, authorities announced.
*****
The article states that there were EIGHT different occasions when his wife served him with food or beverage that tasted off, and that he felt sick afterwards. Not only that, but at one point he confronted her and she said she had pissed and put adhesive in them. And the silly son of a bitch kept accepting food and drink from her?
Reminds me of a Winston Churchill line. A woman told him "if you were my husband, I'd give you poison" to which he immediately replied "if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
ReplyDeleteOne of the best comebacks ever!!!
DeleteShe must belong to the Jim Jones sect.
ReplyDelete