State Rep. Justin Humphrey introduced a bill on Tuesday that would ban furries from public schools across the state — and allow animal control to round up those who defy the proposed law.
-WiscoDave
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No word yet on if they have to be neutered before being released.
I wonder what retard fuck thought that shit up.
ReplyDeleteBeat the fucking kid AND both its moms until that shit ends.
TMF Bert
furries=collective insanity
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be struck down hard by fourteen gay werewolves.
ReplyDelete"did not expand on the definition of furry-esque behavior or what kind of animalistic mannerisms or dress would get a kid kicked out of the classroom." Hmm, I wonder if this is just a publicity stunt and not a serious bill?
Being a furry has nothing to do with being an idiot in class. Staff are powerless to correct imbecilic behavior and it is directly tied to passing all students. I and most of the people I associate with are furries, we look and act like everyone else, I.E normal people. Most keep the fandom separated from their professional lives and the fandom is just that, a personal hobby; it's no different than comic-con, D&D conventions, or any other subculture. Furries do not "identify as animals" and a fursona is merely a fantasy alter-ego.
A simple dress code will stop people from showing up in full fursuits / attention seeking behavior. A clip on tail is one thing, but there is no reason to show up in a suit outside of a party or special event.
-Arc
*swishes tail*
That clip on tail would be considered a disruption in my classroom.
DeleteI dunno, from my understanding the furry version of comic-con was... a bit rough...
DeleteStudents show pretending to be a goose and have a smartphone at school. Shove their smartphones up their asses and duck walk the little bastards around the school grounds for an hour or so.
ReplyDeleteHaul em out of class, toss em into a cage on the kennel truck and take em to the pound.
ReplyDeleteIf they want to pretend they are animals then treat them like animals.
Yep maybe that should happen
ReplyDeleteBoys and girls pretending to be girls and boys, whites pretending to be black, and people pretending to be animals. This country is so screwed.
ReplyDeleteYes, I put all of the above into the same group.