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Thursday, January 04, 2024

Outsourcing protection

Lights reflect on the water of Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. Everything is quiet at 4 a.m. on this September morning. Just down the road, the historic Federal Hill neighborhood has long since gone to bed. But not everyone is sleeping. In the darkness, shadows move. Would-be thieves are quietly appraising cars, peeking in windows, trying door handles, hoping to find one unlocked. But they’re not the only ones awake. A resident spots them and reaches for her phone. She doesn’t call 911, though, because she fears the police will take too long to respond. Instead, she calls Federal Hill’s private security firm, Matcom.
-WiscoDave

8 comments:

  1. Night scope on a varmint rifle would solve the problem. Sort of like hunting wild boar in Texas.

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    1. You don't want to kill them if they're working alone. Let them limp out and tell his buddies that there's bees over there, and they sting like hell.

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  2. It's them "usual teen suspects" doing some nocturnal shopping

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  3. Time for ED-209. Never turn him off. Let it care of the orcs.

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  4. You won't get away with that in the above circumstances. You would in my neck of the woods, because obligatory, omnipresent back hoes and lack of street lights.

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  5. Year ago I worked on a project about a mile from there, nice redone area with row houses, new apartments & stores - typical young urban professionals. There were just a few homeless. I actually walked to work from my hotel! Always thought it strange the big chain grocery store had armed private security guards. I said to myself leave it alone it's Baltimore

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