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Friday, January 05, 2024

RIP, Peanut

Peanut, the world’s oldest chicken, has died at age 21.

Peanut died at her home in Michigan on Christmas morning.

Peanut was born in 2002 when her owner Marsi Darwin peeled Peanut out of her egg, and she said they bonded immediately.

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I was skimming through the story with an "awww" attitude until I got to the part about Peanut sleeping in the owner's bed with her.
Um, no. Chickens shit in their sleep.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM

    and that is how you get bird flu

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2024 at 6:14 AM

    Probably mentioned this before, but it's always fun to surprise people with the story of Mike, the headless chicken.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2024 at 8:02 AM

    Chickens aren't born.

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