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Wednesday, January 31, 2024

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31 comments:

  1. Why can't I stop laughing as the guy skis into the tree?

    Pro Tip for the guy busting the lug nuts loose- Never Seez.

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    1. Stuck the landing.

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    2. He sure did, didn't he?
      The good thing is that it's recoded so he can show his grandkids what a dumbass PaPaw is.

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    3. take the torque and then get someone to tap it on the end with a hammer.... it'll turn more easily.

      Not spozed to never sieze most lug bolts/nuts.

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    4. Never Seize is actually prohibited for use on heavy truck wheel fasteners with aluminum rims. That unit requires all new studs and nuts. Over tightening to that degree has compromised the integrity of the fasteners.
      If you want, I will even cite the regulation. (Journeyman Mechanic - 35 years; Licensed Government Vehicle Inspector - 18 years)

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    5. It warms my flinty heart to read of professional mechanics following specs.

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    6. heinster:

      More like the landing stuck him. LOL

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  2. #3 Gee kinda reminds me of a certain demographic that add up to about 14 % of the population . #10 cool ! Think I might have to make one of those, it looks like fun

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  3. #10 looks cool. I have a pistol crossbow, $29 version. Plastic.
    I would not want to get hit with it. At 30 feet or so it sinks those little plastic bolts fullt thru a 3 inch chunk of foam I got for crossbow paractice

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  4. #10 I Wanta get one!

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  5. #1 I could use on of those ... about 6 times a year.
    #4 Nope. Nope. Nope.
    #8 Looks like he broke it loose there at the end.
    #10 Now make a big one with garage door springs.

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  6. 8 - definitely not Chinese rebar

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  7. #2 one must account for windage in many sports...
    CC

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  8. #2...I believe that move is called a Sonny Bono

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  9. #3: what is that ape throwing?

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    1. All simians, but especially the Great Apes, are notorious for flinging poo. When I practiced we had a client board his rhesus monkey with us. (Had to get a keyed lock for his cage because he figured out the combination lock and we had to run the television 24/7 for the little bastard.) We dressed in hazard suits to go into the isolation room with him because EVERY SINGLE TIME we would be met with flying feces. Then he would laugh his hideous (but cute) monkey ass off.

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  10. #3 - Just needs saggy pants hanging below his butt, a blunt and a forty.
    #6 - Flint Eastwood

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  11. Worked for a tire retailer for a while. The service truck went out with semi tires to disabled rigs w/ flats / blowouts / etc. Used a 1" pneumatic drive square drive ratchet on those lugs. Split rim wheels w/ tubes. Very $$$.

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    1. Had to get a tire fixed on old bosses F'king old storage trailer with split rims. Nobody would touch it until I found an old Mexican tire shop in San Antonio.
      They pulled the tire, fixed the tube and started filling it up lying on the ground. I kinda noped around the corner of the building while they both were crouched over it, tapping the rim....just so I could tell the cops and EMS that I didn't see what they were doing when it took their heads off.

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  12. #4 Just a little tap with the drone.

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  13. #5 Now that's a lil shit ass that means trouble. Dogs and cats I've alway had both. Like em a lot.

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  14. #3 - Was that a pile of Ape Shit?
    #4 - She needs a good kick in the ass.
    #8 - Now THAT'S a breaker bar!
    #9 - That was anticipated...

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  15. #4. I wish my girlfriend could flex like that....

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  16. #4 I'd push her off...
    Kari

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  17. Where in the wide world of sports do u get that egg peeler??🤠

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  18. #8 those lug nuts be like swing axle VW's...230 ft. lbs. Big breaker bar plus an extension pipe!

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  19. #8 If they were put together dry, or such that they were dry soon after (try isopropyl alcohol as a temp lube), and then saw a little moisture or road salt, the breakaway torque would be way higher later on.

    Which is a good thing if the you're the person who'd get a shed truck wheel on the teeth otherwise.

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