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Thursday, January 18, 2024

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - A man who was found asleep at a stop sign in Brevard County is facing multiple charges after deputies said they found codeine, a Four Loko, and meth residue inside the car.

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Don't worry, fellow White folks. I had to google Four Loko too. It's a malt liquor.
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9 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2024 at 5:31 AM

    Typical....

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2024 at 5:43 AM

    What ever happened to Colt 45?

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    1. bogsidebunnyJanuary 18, 2024 at 6:43 AM

      45's a Northern brother's elixer. It doesn't stand up well in the Florida climate

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  3. MikeyJanuary 18, 2024 at 6:54 AM

    Sounds perfectly innocent to me. He was just waiting for the stop sign to turn green and got bored and fell asleep.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2024 at 7:02 AM

    Purple Drank?

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  5. ElmoJanuary 18, 2024 at 7:26 AM

    Malt liquor. Thank you. Besides satisfying my curiosity you've solved the race riddle. Good job.

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  6. RobJanuary 18, 2024 at 8:22 AM

    Four Loko has caffeine in it too.... a wired up drunk!

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    1. QualitarianJanuary 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM

      Not anymore, the alcohol/energy drink speedball-in-a-can products have been outlawed here in Florida.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM

    I remember the Four Loko ads on the radio 20-25 years ago. Can't believe that stuff still exists. The ads were targeted at the fratboy douchebag red bull and vodka crowd back then.

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