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Tuesday, January 09, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

After being derided as a “limp dick” in need of Viagra, an ex-con retrieved “a pink dildo” from a bedroom shelf and battered his girlfriend with the sex toy, according to cops who yesterday arrested the alleged assailant.

1 comment:

  1. We all know what needs to be done here, nuff said.

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