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Wednesday, February 28, 2024

It's the little details that matter

CHICAGO — A suburban bank robber was smart enough to remove a GPS tracker from the bank’s cash and was dumb enough to keep the hold-up note in his car after the job was done. That’s according to an FBI agent who filed a federal felony complaint against Eric Valentine of Burbank.
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2 comments:

  1. Henk VandenberghFebruary 28, 2024 at 7:36 AM

    'FBI agent'?
    Fake news.
    All FBI agents are still working full time catching January Six terrorists.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM

    Not sure why the writer felt the need to include "suburban" in the first line introducing this criminal mastermind. Was it because the dumb arse wrote his stick-up note on the back of one of his own deposit slips, perhaps? Are we distinguishing now between more sophisticated "urban" thieves and their "suburban" rube cousins when it comes to dinduing nuffin'?

    MG

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