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Monday, February 12, 2024

Listen to Officer Friendly scream like a li'l bitch

LIBERTY, Mo. (WDAF/WJW) — A home intruder turned out to be much smaller — and furrier — than Missouri police officers expected. 

The officers were called to a possible home intrusion in Liberty, Missouri, on Jan. 27. Investigators said noises could be heard coming from inside of a residence.

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He sounds almost as bad as me when I'm startled by a possum. Those fuckers creep me out.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2024 at 4:45 AM

    Yeah, I'd call these boneheads when I heard a noise in the house at night...

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  2. bogsidebunnyFebruary 12, 2024 at 7:21 AM

    Could have been worse. Officer Krupke could have gone in hot totin' an 870 12 gauge

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  3. Matthew WFebruary 12, 2024 at 7:26 AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww possums !!!!!!!!

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    1. bogsidebunnyFebruary 12, 2024 at 8:40 AM

      Change the "O" to "U" and you'll change your mind.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM

    Where was Moose?

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  5. DaveFebruary 12, 2024 at 10:01 AM

    Am I the only one who loves these furry little bastards? My back patio is regularly visited by possums, an occasional skunk, and a couple of times, a truly humongous raccoon. We got a "you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you" thing going. I like critters.

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    1. MadMarlinFebruary 12, 2024 at 11:48 AM

      Nah, I have one that comes around several times a month. I put out a bag of grapes and eats everything.

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