Thursday, February 29, 2024

Of course it smells like shit - it's New York

NEW YORK - A pungent odor is plaguing Park Slope — petrifying anyone who dares to go near the intersection of Prospect Avenue and Sixth Avenue. 

Locals told FOX5 NY that it smells like sewage or excrement.


  1. I think you got that backwards.
    “Excrement smells like New York City.”


  2. In the beginning was the Plan.
    And then came the Assumptions.
    And the Assumptions were without form.
    And darkness was upon the face of the Locals.
    And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
    And the Locals went unto their City Council and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
    And the City Council went unto their ESG Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
    And the ESG Managers went unto their DEI Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength."
    And the DEI Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
    And the DEI Directors then went onto the Lt. Governor, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
    And the Lt. Governor went unto the Governor, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects."
    And the Governor looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
    And the Plan became Policy.

    This is How Shit Happens.
    (Apologies to the original author)

    1. From the Book of Hochul, Chapter 1, Verse 1.

    2. Really, whom reads a post that's more than one paragraph?

  3. Well, it is an shit hole!

    Chutes Magoo


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