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Friday, February 02, 2024

That's crazy! They ain't even black!

Three suburbanites are facing charges after Chicago cops allegedly found them in a car with forged postal service master keys, bags of mail, and credit cards and IDs belonging to other people. 

The police investigation began as a simple traffic stop for Kenneth Knight when cops saw him driving near Irving Park Road and Broadway around 4 a.m. on January 24. He had a dark-tinted plate on his rear license plate, according to a CPD report.

3 comments:

  1. The 3 "Suburbanites" look like they belong singing "Just a closer walk with Thee" at a Baptist revival meeting for senior citizens somewhere in Louisiana.

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  2. Kenneth Knight, y'all got cocaine eyes. The 'Coke' shirt is unironic genius.

    Is 'suburbanites' the new euphemism for non-black perps? Sort of the White equivalent of 'teens', 'youths', and 'scholars'?

    MG

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  3. Mail-in voting will be here before you know it. The Dems are beginning to train their minions on the finer points of ballot-stuffing and vote theft.

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