I can empathize with #10. The taste of tomatoes is beyond vile. Whenever I'd order a burger (a rare treat when I was young) I'd emphatically specify "NO TOMATO". About half the time they'd come with tomato and, if I complained, I'd get a lecture on how good they were. "Boy, I've seen the day when that slice of tomato would look mighty good to me! You eat them tomatoes, them's too good to throw away." I've mellowed over the years, but in the past I've been known to call a manager over and chew around his ass until it fell off if there were tomatoes on something when I told them to leave them off.
#14- I always try to get my wife to leave early for any appointments we have to go to. She always wants to leave just as long as a "normal" trip would take. Of course the inevitable always happens. Slow traffic, she wants to stop for a quick drink at a fast food joint or some other place. Then gets mad when I speed to try and get to our appointment on time. I have learned to not listen to her in the car, because I either am driving too fast or too slow.
I am 63, spent over 35 years in a steel melt shop, over half of them without ear protection. I hardly hear much of anything now, anyway. When I shoot firearms, I use double protection, plugs and headphones. Gotta keep what I have.
Not sure about the 2hr poo. That sounds like a lot of grunting was involved.
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I can empathize with #10. The taste of tomatoes is beyond vile. Whenever I'd order a burger (a rare treat when I was young) I'd emphatically specify "NO TOMATO". About half the time they'd come with tomato and, if I complained, I'd get a lecture on how good they were. "Boy, I've seen the day when that slice of tomato would look mighty good to me! You eat them tomatoes, them's too good to throw away." I've mellowed over the years, but in the past I've been known to call a manager over and chew around his ass until it fell off if there were tomatoes on something when I told them to leave them off.
ReplyDeleteI'm that way with lettuce, but not for its taste. I get extremely nauseous a few hours after eating it. Try picking shredded lettuce off a hamburger!
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DeleteWait until the budget cuts; they'll be the Knights Who Say 'Ni!'
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#14- I always try to get my wife to leave early for any appointments we have to go to. She always wants to leave just as long as a "normal" trip would take.
ReplyDeleteOf course the inevitable always happens. Slow traffic, she wants to stop for a quick drink at a fast food joint or some other place. Then gets mad when I speed to try and get to our appointment on time.
I have learned to not listen to her in the car, because I either am driving too fast or too slow.
Pigpen, when you're older you'll leave off "in the car".
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Here's how to hack that system. If you want to leave at 9, tell her 8 or 830 instead.
DeleteI am 63, spent over 35 years in a steel melt shop, over half of them without ear protection. I hardly hear much of anything now, anyway.
DeleteWhen I shoot firearms, I use double protection, plugs and headphones. Gotta keep what I have.
#13 I don't care who you are, that's funny.
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Deletethanks, snuffy. Nope, i really don't giva shit & got enough seared into my noggin.
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