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Friday, February 02, 2024

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A naked woman wielding a sharp-edged vegetable peeler threatened convenience store workers, destroyed a Red Bull display, and masturbated in front of sheriff’s deputies before being taken into custody last night on a variety of criminal charges, according to court records.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 6:56 AM

    You could at least link articles like this to an Amazon link for eye bleach!
    😝

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 8:02 AM

      Slap a paper bag and a hundred dollar bill on her head, and she still wouldn't get laid.
      -lg

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    2. bogsidebunnyFebruary 2, 2024 at 11:07 AM

      As long as she tested negative for the Clap, Syph and HIV I'd do her. But then again when you get past 80 it's any port in a stprm.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 8:10 AM

    Only 6 shots? Cheap date!

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  3. Bull Goose LoonieFebruary 2, 2024 at 9:27 AM

    Come on Kenny, quit makin shit up. This is WWWAAAYYY too stupid!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 10:25 AM

    This story needs more 'Florida'. She should have brought her pet alligator.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 11:59 AM

    Sounds like one of hunter b’s girl friends,

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  6. ABEFebruary 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM

    40 years ago, she would've been right up my alley! While I love my wife, I kinda miss some crazy...

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  7. Chadd NewmanFebruary 2, 2024 at 7:57 PM

    There’s a Waffle House right next to that Racetrac. Perhaps there’s a connection?

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2024 at 10:13 PM

    "A sharp edged vegetable peeler" adds a whole new dimension to "Fuck me raw."

    Neck

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