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Thursday, February 15, 2024

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

After punching a female nurse in the face, a Florida Woman declared that she was “mentally ill” and that the victim “should expect to be hit by a psych patient,” according to police. 

Letika Poinsettia Berrien, 32, was transported by cops yesterday to Morton Plant Hospital in Clearwater for treatment.

10 comments:

  1. Poinsettia.....🤣🤣🤣
    Such a lovely flower

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  2. *Looks at picture.*
    Yep

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  3. These things happen in emergency medicine. I almost got fired a couple of years ago when a patient attacked me and I put him in a submission hold.

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  4. Having worked in a Psych hospital for several years and having dealt with numerous violent encounters, I dont recollect ever having a patient composed and controlled enough after an outburst to say anything like the above quote. Ran into folks who did “work” their diagnosis to their benefit though.

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  5. Should have kicked the shit out of her and declared "I'm now identifying as an MMA fighter," and then kept on kicking ass until pulled off by an official referee.

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  6. Back in the 70s they used to cage these psychos in mental hospitals and sedate the snot out of them with thorazine and lithium cocktails. Worked like a charm. Next time you're accosted by some crazed panhandler on the sidewalk, thank a liberal.

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  7. "Look BITCH! I done tole you I was messed up - so, it's YOUR fault I'm assaulting you. Make me a sammich."

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  8. It's too bad the word "treatment" doesn't mean what it used too.

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