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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Better your jeans than your face

A Chipotle manager exposed himself and masturbated in the dining room of a Pennsylvania restaurant, according to police who say that a female victim “felt three squirts of liquid hit her jeans” when she got up to leave the table where the man had allegedly been pleasuring himself.
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6 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyMarch 27, 2024 at 8:05 AM

    That enough ranch dressing on your salad lady?

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  2. DarylMarch 27, 2024 at 11:28 AM

    Would you like some hand made white sauce on your taco?
    Daryl

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  3. snuffyMarch 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM

    I knew when I read the above paragraph.

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  4. BlackdogMarch 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM

    Three Squirts?
    How long did she stick around?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 29, 2024 at 5:44 PM

    "That's not the special sauce I had in mind!"

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  6. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingApril 5, 2024 at 5:52 PM

    Technically, it's not a "squirt"; it's a "rope".
    You're welcome.

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