HORRY COUNTY, S.C. (WMBF/Gray News) - A woman was arrested after allegedly doing jumping jacks naked in her front yard, according to police.
A neighbor told police that they saw Alexis Harnett, 27, in her front yard screaming and doing “what appeared to be jumping jacks while topless” on March 2, according to a police report.
I read the story 2x... still cannot wrap my mind around what exactly is going on with this. What exactly was she trying to accomplish with the exposure? it does not appear there was any chance of arousal here based on the pic. If her intent was to terrorize/intimidate, that's a pretty odd way to try that. Her BF looks like a charmer, too. They need to redeem themselves by volunteering for Ukraine.
When I was a yout' I went to Spain, and the first place we hit was the topless beaches! Nobody tells you it's 65 year old retired wimmens sunning their fat stomach's on a veranda...
You know with the right makeup artist she might be stunning. But then its makeup and it’s a lie. Still, I would prolly stick my dick in it. No shame here folks. I still am a GUE kinda guy. (Go Ugly Early) Saber 7
In the Army the gravel agitators ran contests like that....I've never been "hogging" and don't plan on ever doing so....no thanks; life's too short to bang fat, ugly chicks....
True dat, she ain't hot but at least it appears that she isn't a total buffarilla clocking in at 300 + lbs...so there is that...
ReplyDeleteIf they have a healthy BMI, they are a "5". Here, we don't see neck-down, so IDK. She sounds highly unstable, would 10/10 avoid.
DeleteBecause that's the only way they can get the guys to look at them...
ReplyDeleteI read the story 2x... still cannot wrap my mind around what exactly is going on with this. What exactly was she trying to accomplish with the exposure? it does not appear there was any chance of arousal here based on the pic. If her intent was to terrorize/intimidate, that's a pretty odd way to try that. Her BF looks like a charmer, too. They need to redeem themselves by volunteering for Ukraine.
DeletePeople who tend to get naked in public are inverse to who you want to see naked.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a yout' I went to Spain, and the first place we hit was the topless beaches!
ReplyDeleteNobody tells you it's 65 year old retired wimmens sunning their fat stomach's on a veranda...
That young eh?
DeleteNo video? - Nemo
ReplyDeleteBooking photo's are not usually very flattering. However something tells me she considers this a glamour shot.
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You know with the right makeup artist she might be stunning. But then its makeup and it’s a lie. Still, I would prolly stick my dick in it. No shame here folks.
ReplyDeleteI still am a GUE kinda guy. (Go Ugly Early)
Saber 7
In the Army the gravel agitators ran contests like that....I've never been "hogging" and don't plan on ever doing so....no thanks; life's too short to bang fat, ugly chicks....
DeleteOn the other hand, they seem to have a low opinion of the dindus, so I might cut them a break.
ReplyDeleteHey y'all, I've seen worse. Unfortunately.
ReplyDelete- WDS (in SC)
Drugs may have been involved.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Myrtle Beach.
ReplyDeleteHow bad is it that the fuzz couldn't tell a jumping jack?
ReplyDeleteOh, they only arrest the fuglies. The hotties are taken in for, ah, 'questioning'.