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Wednesday, March 27, 2024

"Just letting you know, your Honor"

A witness for the prosecution in the Young Slime Life (YSL) racketeering (RICO) trial told the judge he was so high he might just fall asleep while testifying in Fulton County criminal court on Tuesday.

5 comments:

  1. "Late last month, he explained that his memory of the shooting and concomitant car crash was nil to nonexistent because"

    "Late" last month, as opposed to simply "last month" because that qualifier made this story that much more interesting.

    And "nil to nonexistent." Nil in the English language means the same as nonexistent. So, zero to zero is the same linguistically as it is arithmetically, making this statement stoopid in two disciplines.

    Who writes this stupid shit?

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    1. You skipped over the content of the entire article just to critique it? What do you do for fun, grade English papers for high schoolers?
      Get a life.

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    2. I have a life; get a grade!

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    3. He was just trying to be clear.
      It's like the report about jab recipients coming down with AIDS. To make it clearer, they are now calling this version VAIDS which I guess means vaccine acquired instant death synonym vs anal injected death serum the old version.

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    4. If you have a life, you have a name other than Anonymous.

      Delete

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