Hey there! Have you ever heard of National Make Me a Sandwich Day? Well, buckle up and get ready for a hilarious ride through the internet's history of this unique and mouthwatering holiday!
Making a man a sandwich is a form of compliance test that men use. It determines if a woman is going to be a headache or not. Ladies, making a man a sandwich is your opportunity to shine and provide something to him that he should rather get from you than anywhere else. Just like sex. If you refuse a reasonable sandwich request, or to spontaneously provide that artisanal sandwich, your man is going to go out to a 24 hour diner (there are plenty of them) and he's going to get a sandwich. Maybe it is not as good as yours, maybe it's better. But a man ALWAYS wants a sandwich.
Sir, I do believe that your modern day parable gets to the crux of the allegorical analysis of the "sandwich". This rich, seminal, and entertaining dissertation should be required reading for any womyn entering into a long term relationship with her liege, king, and master. Yeah, that is my story and I am sticking to it.
If you ever let your woman make your sammich, you just might be gay - unless you're lazy - then it's okay. Sammiches are personal. No one knows what should be involved but YOU.
I've been with many girls and not one of them understood sammich construction.
Making a man a sandwich is a form of compliance test that men use. It determines if a woman is going to be a headache or not. Ladies, making a man a sandwich is your opportunity to shine and provide something to him that he should rather get from you than anywhere else. Just like sex. If you refuse a reasonable sandwich request, or to spontaneously provide that artisanal sandwich, your man is going to go out to a 24 hour diner (there are plenty of them) and he's going to get a sandwich. Maybe it is not as good as yours, maybe it's better. But a man ALWAYS wants a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteSir, I do believe that your modern day parable gets to the crux of the allegorical analysis of the "sandwich". This rich, seminal, and entertaining dissertation should be required reading for any womyn entering into a long term relationship with her liege, king, and master. Yeah, that is my story and I am sticking to it.
DeleteAmen!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I heard everything!
ReplyDeleteIt's "Sammich".....don't forget the beer....
ReplyDeleteWe need a whole month for appreciating like the Colored History month.
ReplyDeleteIf you ever let your woman make your sammich, you just might be gay - unless you're lazy - then it's okay. Sammiches are personal. No one knows what should be involved but YOU.
ReplyDeleteI've been with many girls and not one of them understood sammich construction.
And next week on the 14th it's steak and blowjob day...
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