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Friday, March 29, 2024

So it's safe to assume he's never gotten a blowjob.....

A married man rushed to the doctor after finding a stomach-turning 30-year smegma build-up in his penis. 

The patient was taking a shower when he felt pain in his genitals and bits of hardened dirt began to fall into the drain.



18 comments:

  1. Damn, that's a nasty bastard...... 🤢
    JD

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  2. Ewwww hey Mr. Your dick stinks.

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  3. His private parts hadn't been active in 30 years?

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  4. It is difficult to disgust me these days, but this has. Congrats, Mr Lane, epic achievement.

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  5. I think I speak for all men and women when I say EEEEWWWWW!!! And WTF!!

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  6. It's like dreadlocks for your dick.

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  7. The Fermented Cheese Dick condition is rare, but there are several notable cases on record. Just look at the 6 ft, 200 pound lump on the end of Joe Biden's dick or the 5ft 11in 165 pound ugly black mass on the end of Michelle O'bama's dingus.

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    1. Hmmm . . . fermented cheese . . . Ritz crackers . . . a dry chardonnay . . .

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  8. That’s an argument for circumcision if there ever was one.

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  9. Back in 3rd grade the kid who sat next to me had a booger collection on the side of his desk, but this guy sure has that beat.

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  10. I just sent this to my wife, I can’t wait for the response.
    Todd, near Denver.

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  11. Fuck me! I was going to have an charcuterie tonight with an fondue...

    Chutes Magoo

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  12. His first name is Dick. Dick Smegma.....

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  13. Ugh, tonsil stones are gross and smell awful enough. That must have been on a whole new level.

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  14. Considering that the Kink level is off the charts these days, he could get good money for that!

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