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Damn, that's a nasty bastard...... 🤢JD
Ewwww hey Mr. Your dick stinks.
His private parts hadn't been active in 30 years?
He is married…
It is difficult to disgust me these days, but this has. Congrats, Mr Lane, epic achievement.
I think I speak for all men and women when I say EEEEWWWWW!!! And WTF!!
It's like dreadlocks for your dick.
The Fermented Cheese Dick condition is rare, but there are several notable cases on record. Just look at the 6 ft, 200 pound lump on the end of Joe Biden's dick or the 5ft 11in 165 pound ugly black mass on the end of Michelle O'bama's dingus.
Hmmm . . . fermented cheese . . . Ritz crackers . . . a dry chardonnay . . .
OMG, gag me with a news story.
That’s an argument for circumcision if there ever was one.
Back in 3rd grade the kid who sat next to me had a booger collection on the side of his desk, but this guy sure has that beat.
I just sent this to my wife, I can’t wait for the response.Todd, near Denver.
Your BJ days are over, sport.
Fuck me! I was going to have an charcuterie tonight with an fondue...Chutes Magoo
His first name is Dick. Dick Smegma.....
Ugh, tonsil stones are gross and smell awful enough. That must have been on a whole new level.
Considering that the Kink level is off the charts these days, he could get good money for that!
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Damn, that's a nasty bastard...... 🤢
ReplyDeleteJD
Ewwww hey Mr. Your dick stinks.
ReplyDeleteHis private parts hadn't been active in 30 years?
ReplyDeleteHe is married…
DeleteIt is difficult to disgust me these days, but this has. Congrats, Mr Lane, epic achievement.
ReplyDeleteI think I speak for all men and women when I say EEEEWWWWW!!! And WTF!!
ReplyDeleteIt's like dreadlocks for your dick.
ReplyDeleteThe Fermented Cheese Dick condition is rare, but there are several notable cases on record. Just look at the 6 ft, 200 pound lump on the end of Joe Biden's dick or the 5ft 11in 165 pound ugly black mass on the end of Michelle O'bama's dingus.
ReplyDeleteHmmm . . . fermented cheese . . . Ritz crackers . . . a dry chardonnay . . .
DeleteOMG, gag me with a news story.
ReplyDeleteThat’s an argument for circumcision if there ever was one.
ReplyDeleteBack in 3rd grade the kid who sat next to me had a booger collection on the side of his desk, but this guy sure has that beat.
ReplyDeleteI just sent this to my wife, I can’t wait for the response.
ReplyDeleteTodd, near Denver.
Your BJ days are over, sport.
DeleteFuck me! I was going to have an charcuterie tonight with an fondue...
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
His first name is Dick. Dick Smegma.....
ReplyDeleteUgh, tonsil stones are gross and smell awful enough. That must have been on a whole new level.
ReplyDeleteConsidering that the Kink level is off the charts these days, he could get good money for that!
ReplyDelete