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Thursday, March 14, 2024

This is why we can't have nice things

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — For more than a quarter-century, Phillies fans considered dollar hot dog night among the best ballpark promotions — but the team has now decided it was the wurst. 

Those dog days of April — when Philly weather is cold and the wieners are a steal — are going, going, gone.

12 comments:

  1. Very surprising that this particular demographic would perform such a shenanigan. Doncha think...or doncha...?

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  2. Oh, the humanity!

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  3. Unruley fans in Phily? The city of Brotherly Love?

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    1. If they want to stop Philadelphia's famously 'unruley' fans, the solution is to cancel all professional, high school, and Little League games.

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  4. Remember when they would give away thousands of baseball bats and people were trusted enough not to beat each other to a pulp? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

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    1. In retrospect, combining "$1 Beer" and "Free Bat Night" was a bad idea.

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  5. The Tigers would let anyone with a military ID in free for all home games when I was stationed in Detroit. No better way to spend a summer evening than eating hotdogs and drinking beer at a ballgame. Eod1sg Ret BTW, in the olden days, cops didn't have Bomb Squads, so Army EOD units were stationed in damn near every major metropolitan area in the US.

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  6. They could try 10 cent beer night, then dollar hot dogs wouldn't seem so bad.

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  7. I remember ice cold beer being sold in the stands in glass bottles...not one was ever thrown...1965....at the stick.

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  8. My, how times have changed. As a guy who grew up within 30 miles of the city and dearly loves the Phillies, this is bad news...

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  9. It's Philly - so what?

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  10. $1 hot dogs, inexpensive beer in glass bottles, baseball bat giveaways... or, ball cap night, or... a thousand other ways that "the fuckers" have ruined things in our country. Soon, a reckoning is coming. All of them, or all of us. Hard hearts, folks. The way it was, the way it could be again.

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